The Toot Vortex

Such a fun book! My grandchildren chuckled through the whole book as we read it together and just the other day asked if there is another one. The illustrations are amazing with their vibrant colors and boldly drawn characters. I recommend this book to families whose children are fascinated with “toots.” – Amazon Review

The Toot Vortex

A hilarious picture book about a family whose toots come together into a giant tornado that destroys their house!

Mommy told her family that toots were not funny. She warned her family that lots of big, stinky toots could make a toot vortex, a very scary and destructive storm of swirling toots.

But Daddy and the rest of the Smith family love to toot! They think it would be funny to make a toot vortex during their weekly pizza night. Was Mommy right about not letting their toots get out of control?

The Toot Vortex is the first book of a new, silly series all about what happens when tooting goes wrong!

Reading Age: 4 – 8 years
36 pages (full color illustrations)
Professionally illustrated

About the Author

Sohrab Rezvan What does one with no prior writing experience put in an author’s bio? Wanting to draw inspiration from my children, who inspired this book, I asked them to describe me. Silly and gassy were the first two things that came to my eight-year-old daughter’s mind. Accurate, but not terribly helpful. My five-year-old son said, “I love you,” which really isn’t helpful, but was great to hear, nonetheless. So here we go:

Sohrab Rezvan started his professional career in the field of emergency management after completing a bachelor’s degree in Computer Science from George Mason University in Virginia. After several years, and completion of his master’s degree in Information Systems, he changed careers into the field of data analytics, where he still works full-time today.

In 2019, he started writing children’s stories in his free time to entertain his two young children. He wrote off and on for about a year and a half before getting serious about writing in mid-2021 with the founding of his company, Flat Mountain Publishing.

He self-published his first book, The Adventures of Princess and Goose Book 1: Chase Away the Dragons, in January 2022 and his second book, The Adventures of Princess and Goose Book 2: Sir Logan and the Witches, in July 2022. He published his third book, The Toot Vortex, in December 2022. He is hard at work on several more books for release in 2023.

Check out all of Sohrab Rezvan‘s books on his Author Page.