Attack of the Killer Toast from Hell

Attack of the Killer Toast from Hell

Breakfast has declared war on humanity.

Aaron was expecting an ordinary morning. Instead, his breakfast tries to kill him—and that turns out to be the least strange part of his day.

Soon he is pulled into a hidden conflict involving armies of living bread, mysterious artifacts, ancient gateways, and forces that have been waiting far too long to return.

His search for answers reunites him with Audra, a dangerously capable woman from his past, and leads him to Professor Vinsant, an eccentric academic who has spent years preparing for disasters nobody else believed were possible.

Armed with sarcasm, improvised weapons, a battered 1974 Pontiac Catalina, and an increasingly uncooperative living map, the unlikely trio follows the invasion toward its source—only to discover that the world they know is sitting on top of something much older, much larger, and considerably more dangerous.

Attack of the Killer Toast from Hell is a fast-paced dark fantasy adventure blending action, absurdist humor, strange mythology, and reluctant heroes into a story where almost anything can be alive—and breakfast really is the most dangerous meal of the day.